It is with considerable discernment that the Sovereign Directorate of Lipid, Trichological & Domiciliary Refinement hereby announces that Applications for Consideration for entry into the Official Registry of Authorised Stockists shall, at this time, be received exclusively from Houses of Commerce based and conducting their trade within the Sovereign and Most Estimable State of Wisconsin. 

 

Those establishments who find themselves situated beyond her distinguished borders are offered our deepest condolences — with the sincerest of sympathies — for their interest, and are encouraged to make enquiry again in the future as the Registry's reach is, in due course, ever so engulfing.